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aerial prophylactic

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during the school spirit assembly,
    someone filled a condom w/ helium.
the principal was not amused.
    over the hallway broadcast speakers,
                                                            he said,

                                         "i do not appreciate
                                          the aerial display
                                                                    of
                                        prophylactic hijinx."

the students,
glossy-eyed + incorrigible,
blinked in confusion.
writing exercise, rather humorous talking to bitter fourteen year olds about their high school.
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madhs's avatar
typical adult overreaction!
:lmao: